Weird moms build character original design
Well behaved women rarely make fucking history original design
We won't fucking go back original design
We the mother fucking people are sick of the assholes in charge original design
You're like warm mayonnaise on a shit sandwich original design
Very earthy very chill very tree huggy original design
Vitals stable as fuck me not so much original design
Uterus sticker original design
Don't like abortions get a fucking vasectomy original design
Tell the TRASH to fuck all the way off original design
Don't be a twatermelon original design
Be mother fucking french toast original design
Silly goose got too fucking silly original design
Tiny persons snack bitch original design
Train wreck toot toot mother fucker original design
Thrift store whore original design
I brake for yard sales, thrift stores & weird shit original design
Make a Thanksgiving scene original design
Tattoos because being a grown up is rough & cool stickers on original design
It's gray sweatpants season original design
Me trying to summon a fuck to give original design
It ain't easy being this fucking wheezy original design
I fucking suck at breathing original design
You're like a screen door on a submarine useless original design
