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100% original sweary, nsfw, vulgar art. No ai bullshit ✨

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I'm here to make sure every mother fucker in the world can laugh and have a good time. My art is meant to bring literal joy to people, so I hope it does for you too.

Want to grab yourself a funny gift because you're an adult and you fucking deserve to buy yourself nice things? Or you can buy something for your favorite bitch of a friend that you fucking love to death?!

I draw everything myself and then hand make every single item I sell. I laminate my stickers with my hand and a squeegee, I cut the magnets with an arm cutting machine, and I bind my coloring books with my binding machine I love creating and crafting, so I've turned it into my business. It doesn't feel like work when you fucking love what you do. 🫶

You can get ANY of my designs on ANY item I sell! So if you see a design you love, you can order it on a sticker, shirt, magnet, tote bag or keychain!

Stickers

• 3”or 5“ on the longest side

• UV Resistant

• Water Resistant

• Matte Laminated

Magnets

• 3”x3” Square

 Shirts

• Black color only for now - but if you really want a different color let me know and I'll do my best!

• DTF Material for the print

• I am so sorry for having to charge more for 2xl-5xl - the shirt vendors charge $4-5 more per shirt and I can't just eat that cost unfortunately. :\ Butttt, I do source my shirts & the DTF material from a local to me company! So yay for supporting another local business!

 Keychains

• Rectangle 2.3” x 1.5“

 Tote Bags

• 18.5" wide x 15" tall x 5” wide

*** If you want to order 50+, message me on my contact form or thatcraftyassbitch@gmail.com for a custom bundle deal!*** 💌

Thank you so fucking much for checking out my weird, original, non ai art.

Recommendations: Hand wash bottles with stickers on them • Clean car window before placing sticker

WARNING: THESE PRODUCTS ARE NOT FOR KARENS OR SNOWFLAKES. DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE SWEAR WORDS & FUNNY SHIT.

Stickers and Magnets are typically shipped within 1-2 business days.

Keychains/Shirts/Totes are typically shipped within 7 business days

*I do have 3 kids that I homeschool, animals, and another business (or maybe 5 more by now). Who knows lmao. I have a lot of ideas and sometimes they get the best of me.

If something needs to be ordered (like a shirt blank) I will reach out and let you know if it'll take longer.